The Daily Dave 3.0

The Daily Dave 3.0

Dave  //  Dave was 7 pounds, 14 ounces, and 20 inches long at birth. He is now much larger, and sometimes answers to the name Skippy. Many people have said that Dave is the finest haiku writer of his generation, but those people are mostly liars and cannot be trusted.

 
Nov 16 / 3:03pm

Dear Honda

The buttwarmer option is quite unnecessary here in Florida. When I accidentally engage toggle the switch, it makes me feel not quite right.

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Posted from Tampa, FL